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Dear Universe
Feb. 11th, 2008 12:32 amWhile I appreciate the fact that it's Sunday night and therefor things shouldn't be entirely perfect, I could have done without the fact that I felt nauseous most of the day. Then having my dog's ASS GETTING SKUNKED at midnight was a nice touch.
Though I still appreciate the delicious hot dogs that I consumed for dinner (maybe I was just hungry-icky, not icky-icky).
To conclude, my dog's butt is now washed with Pantene Pro-V shampoo/conditioner (what? at least now it will be shiny and healthier?) and I demand a do-over.
Love, or something,
Flyakate
Now if only I could wash my whole house. *madly Febreezes the world* Ew.
It'll at least keep until morning. Perhaps I will try putting a little Carmax near my nose before I sleep. Hey, it worked for Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs*!
*That I read these kinds of things when I was 12 and 13 scares me, sometimes.
Though I still appreciate the delicious hot dogs that I consumed for dinner (maybe I was just hungry-icky, not icky-icky).
To conclude, my dog's butt is now washed with Pantene Pro-V shampoo/conditioner (what? at least now it will be shiny and healthier?) and I demand a do-over.
Love, or something,
Flyakate
Now if only I could wash my whole house. *madly Febreezes the world* Ew.
It'll at least keep until morning. Perhaps I will try putting a little Carmax near my nose before I sleep. Hey, it worked for Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs*!
*That I read these kinds of things when I was 12 and 13 scares me, sometimes.
